How should the thinking believer read Scripture today? The article draws on the Nietzschean reference to the scalpel (and the hammer) and proposes that we read religious writings-be they Judeo-Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, etc.-according to a neo-Nietzschean, neo-Enlightenmental way of thinking and reading that is both savage and subtle, as it is driven by the rational desire for freedom and progressiveness. Focusing on the Bible in this particular work, a first major move of scalpelic reading is the excision of large slabs of oppressive biblical texts. Next, two biblical passages-the opening verses of Genesis and a passage from Ecclesiastes-are read scalpelically, disclosing ethico-politically valuable insights. The essay ends with the imperative that scalpelic skepsis becomes scalpelic praxis i.e., emancipatory-revolutionary struggle.